Thursday, February 28, 2008

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Giuliano - 7: look at the life of this man ... a pole is the strongest goalkeeper in this Carpe Diem (... and maybe even ' only), he saved everything floated toward the poles suffering only four goals, has been pardoned by "knee Malgioglio Neutral" from that incredibly close, with the door wide open, has seen fit to put the ball high over the crossbar, is that we should thank him if the Carpe Diem has been less than 100 goals this season. SAVIOR OF HOMELAND

Ernesto - 4: more obsessed than ever, our President in this game you sew mouth. runs, defends, attacks ... but also does not scream. And that's what makes the news! Reported in defense of Mr. Cappelleri, is a little confused and end up carried away even his own comrades department (... see more crazy crash on the same incredulous Spadaro). Unfortunately for him, it is proposed in the attack, but Mr. should explain that when you attack in 4 (... and I say four) against the second ball it also served, mainly because the opponents are good at counter-attack and lost his ball on offense mark two goals. Mutino

Ciccio - 5: From time immemorial the captain is one who is to command, lead by example and fight as if every game was the final of the World Cup. He is to Zanetti and Totti, Cappelleri as a Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse. Do not fight over a ball, not pushing on the wing and rebuked by Mr, replied in a tone somewhat irreverent "Touch me is to make the wing"! Decidedly understated should be demoted to the ranks! SUBJECT

Lino - 3: If the last game was a bit 'dazed, this is practically a different planet. Far from the old days, the legendary "mangiasemini" does not seem to find the right location at the Carpe Diem. He should be the Cyril Montero Materazzi or of better times. He who, addicted to football from childhood, seems to touch for the first time in his life the ball. He should be the grim defender insurmountable, does everything to get sent to hell by Caruso. He does not understand the comrades, not run, do not throw up any ball with determination and requested the replacement, threw himself on the ground justified by a simple "I'm in pieces! Gossamer

Lorenzo - 5.5: One can see that the strolls about with his wife and the dog are good. The exterior of the Carpe Diem, though far from the best condition, seems to be regaining the form just right. Often free on the band is just excellent companions. Impeccable behavior, never send to ... or does anyone even if they have any motivation. FIDO

Cristian - 5: not much in our day number 10 and can be understood on several occasions. Acrobatic in the attack, try to restart several times but the team does not succeed. then you realize that in order to share this Carpe Diem would need a road and decides to disappear too. So that leaves the clouds (perhaps deliberately) the number 10 shirt in the locker room. SUBVERSIVE

Giancarlo - 6: not send anyone to fuck (and this is a great result!). Try to build the attack alone, even if its size is closer to that of Davite rather than the giant Goliath. You expect to regain the form in view of the decisive battle on Friday (and not speak to the appointment POL). Siffredi

Stefano - SV: loaded in a thousand from Mr. Pre, he was injured after a few minutes trying to anticipate Malgioglio carrying away the ball with his knee. Red Cross nurses

Domenico - 5: Build , from invitations, what he wanted: a pseudosquadra taking in water on all sides. After a few minutes, because of the accident of luggage, are forced to reshuffle the cards and that's where it sinks with all Carpe Diem. TITANIC

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

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The touching letter of Captain Spadaro

to many of you have already broken the boxes several times with this phrase, but it is right that we all remember the following :
" I do not know what to say really.
Three minutes to our most difficult professional challenge.
Everything is decided today.
us now, or heal as a team, or give an inch at a time, a scheme after another, until the defeat. We are in hell right now, gentlemen. Believe me.
E. .. we can stay there, let us slap fighting, or open the way toward the light.
We can climb the walls of hell an inch at a time.

But I do not do it for you, I'm too old.
I look around I see these young faces and I think ... of course ... I made every wrong choice a middle-aged man can do. Yes, because I wasted all my money, believe it or not. I chased off anyone who loved me and somewhere I can not even stand the face I see in the mirror.
know with time, with age, things get taken away but that's ... is part of life.
But you only learn that when those things start to go and discover that life is a game of inches. And so is football.
Because in either game, life or football the margin for error is so small. Capitel ... Half step
did a little 'early or late and you can not do. One half second too fast or too slow and not quite catch it. But The inches we need are everywhere around us, there are in every break of the game, every minute, every second.
On this team we fight for that inch. In this team effort massacre of ourselves and those around us for that inch. We defend with tooth and nails for that inch.
Because we know that when we add up all those inches, then the total will make the difference between victory and defeat, the difference between living and dying.
And I want to tell you one thing: in any fight is the one who is willing to die to win that inch.
And I know if I can have a life will be satisfying because they are willing yet to fight and die for that inch. Our whole life is there. This is, in those 10 inches in front of his face.

But I can not force you to fight! You'll have to look at the fellow next to you, look into his eyes. I bet we'll see a man determined to gain ground with you. Whether we see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this team, knowing that when the time comes you will do the same for him.
This is to be a team, gentlemen!
So ... or we resurrect now as a collective or individually we will be annihilated.
is the football guys! It's all here.
So, what do you want? "
NOW MUST START A NEW LEAGUE: UNDER CARPE DIEM

Thursday, February 21, 2008

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Baldassarre - Rating 7.5 - E ', as often in recent times, the best in the Carpe Diem. Safe in Release, commanding in goal juggles several occasions in acrobatic saves that saved cabin. TWO HEARTS AND A STABLE ... the cabin is the door, the two hearts are his and that of the young Caruso

Dimont - vote 5 - good employees 20 minutes to understand that he is on planet Earth, Europe, Italy, in Emilia Romagna, Bologna and precisely in that of Riale, in the calendar year 2008, in the middle of a football game at 7, in the role (which andargli actually seem a bit 'tight - in the true sense of the word "narrow") as a defender of ASD Carpe Diem. Russian attempts to explain the range that the purpose of the game is basically to send a strange object rolling spherical in shape, called "ball", within an architectural structure defined by two rectangular vertical pillars supporting a horizontal pillar surrounded by a network, called "port". Will explain some other (possibly before the next game) that the term "football" is used to indicate the sport, does not refer to the chemical, mineral in nature, appearing in numerous noble foods such as milk, cheese and meat and that there is' absolutely no reference to the substance contained in the bones that would break the attackers METAPHOR opponents. PLANET EARTH TALK Dimont, Dimont Reply ...

SPADARO - rating 6.5 - In the game against the Galacticos has really understood why he has not been part the sales market in January of this illustrious: he is the player who has boosted the revenues of the company. King of merchandising, copies of his shirt are the most ' sold and market demand. Not to mention her amazing slip, knowingly combined with the color of the Company and bearing the coat of arms house. It 's definitely him the Beckham of this Carpe Diem. We hope that soon he too will end in Los Angeles. FASHION

LUGGAGE - Rating 5 - back from a blitz of Pescara in that it still seems not to have digested the week off. You remember him: a blow you head high over the crossbar, a shot from the right which passes to a couple of meters from the far post and it seems very mention Gerrard's goal against Inter in the Champions League a "fuck you" in Russian, but above all a great night's sleep on the punishment decreed for the benefit of the Galacticos. From what you've learned it seems that the number two in the Carpe Diem has deployed specially shot barrier in protest against the leadership that does not seem to have kept its promise on the considerable increase in employment. BAG ... in terms of MORTAZZA

RUSSO - 5 votes - the usual big heart of President (perhaps because the proceeds will go all in his pockets ???), while deployed in a role that seems out, throws it on the heart and press press press ... or, better, pressing the press and talk and talk and talk to the press. Never without a voice. BOCCASANA

Iannuzzi - Rating 6 - Good his performance (although we have seen done better), cover, and also tries to help push. Astonishing is the ease with which, on several occasions, the balloons take head, he is even lower Gongolo. FERRET .

CARUSO - 6 votes - Delays its entry into the field and anticipates the release. Then you justify saying the microphones of a note issuer sicula: "... the fault of the coats!" However, the 6 is justified by the beautiful shapes and percussion that can build, from the exemplary conduct in the field of view (notice how not to send "... fuck" anyone), the immense technical and tactical skills: speed, accuracy, power, dribbling ; good performance, crowned by a great goal, precision, blowing forum. pity that the referee has not given the advantage and the game stopped. LUPIN ... ... in the sense that specialized in armed robbery otherwise, try to steal even a goal.

Cappelleri - SV - nearly always as a spectator on the sideline, play around 8'38''. But you know "a subscriber RAI has always been a front row seat." SPECTATOR NOT PAYING

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

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reached 'agreement with a major clothing company. What a blow to the Russian president! CARPE DIEM ASD


Carpe Diem: finally there's the sponsors ...


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Company "Hand Leste" Giancarlo Caruso


Unique! native of Marsala, is one of those rare companies that make the market, without "suffer it": in fact for over 25 years importing directly from pubs, bars, restaurants and all local, high-quality textile manufactures. unobtainable take shape by Lane jobs (by hand) Craftsman Marsala becoming only unique loot: scarves, ponchos, capes, jackets, dresses Women, pullovers, sweaters, gloves, etc ..., the design of exhibits are always unique patterns in both yarn in the forms when not in color, so as to make the goods offered eccezionali.Il very generously offered all with the professionalism and friendliness of a street vendor doc Highly recommended! Even for those who want to make a gift to be AMAZING! Try it!

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OFFICIAL POSITION ON THE PHYSICAL AND MEMBERSHIP OF THE CONTRACT ANDREA GUERRA


With regard to the items appeared in major national newspapers today, regarding a possible interruption of relations with the 'athlete Andrea Guerra, the Carpe Diem Asd points out that follows:


The company has never thought of depriving themselves of the services of a player like War. The campaign set up by some destabilizing Enzo Paolo Turchi incrinerà not the slightest passing very solid relationship it created between the company and said Guerra.


The physical condition of the same are under control.

After the repeated failures of Carpe Diem Lab, the leadership has decided to rely on someone higher up.


Above the photo of the therapies to which the war is undergoing



Friday, February 15, 2008

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D R A M M A C A R P D E I E M : HOW MANY ACCIDENTS!




from the cliffs of Gianfranco ankle Lorenzo, through the mysterious fevers Oronzo Stefano's knee and cramps Luca Philadelphia story of two years punctuated by dire misfortune.






- Episode 1 -






The knee Gianfranco, the Dog Whisperer.




doctors Carpe Diem Lab, the best in the industry, to the sound of mortazze purchased by the Russian president seems disconsolate in front of 'evidence. Even they understand what happens to this team. "In these two years we have seen the sorts of things (mortazze and hams), the infirmary is always full, but it is not our fault. We work day and night, we no longer know which way to turn. " The latest trouble in time about the ankle of Russian and Cingolani and the dark muscle problems of war, of which we see the images.
But first things first and go back to the origins of this dark evil. E 'in September 2006 and Carpe Diem is in retreat in the mountains to prepare for the new season. Purchases are many and quality, but expects the arrival of "and Chisti 'was or phenomenon, such Gianfranco (friends Baresi), an eccentric lawyer, a grenadier with the physical (or builder if you prefer) and the mind of a child of 4 years. The management
had made contact with the stopper rocky first few months in question, through an old acquaintance of ours, that we will end Cuccomarao than ever thanks for letting us play all the games to 21. Mortacci her. Gianfranco
Baresi was presented to the prestigious new friends and Lele Melo's cup, the tournament's most important summer Scandellara area. His deep experience had been hit all his stories on that magical evening in which he was defeated 14-1 by the Bologna Calcio a 5 showed that it was in front of a real one, not the first person found in the street. Shortly
lover of technology, he used a computer to handle it without internet connection in the field did not spare himself. When everyone was playing "With nervousness," as in the first race of the tournament, in which Julian took off his gloves to go merrily while all were sent to that country (the good habits are never lost), he instead played "with heart".
It soon became an idol of the fans who cheered him on the street in front of the locker room and waited to see him perform in his famous dialogues with the dogs that went there. He could not remember the name of a comrade who was one, but it was already a leader.
Then, it was said, that tragic day in September. "Hello Gianfranco, are Francesco, Francesco Spadaro, the Carpe diem, remember?" "Francis, Francis who?". After half an hour of attempts finally understood, but it was then that he gave the tragic news. "Playing football? No. Unfortunately, I can not, "confided in tears. "I have a broken leg," "Broken? Heck, I'm sorry .... " "It is Well not really broken. It has been this summer, while swimming. I hit a rock in the middle, the knee did crack. "
A career ended. At least for the next two weeks.
But the romance with the green-purple team had already finished.



- End of first episode -

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

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kicks and punches: I want COSI '


(image: a scene from the movie "code Dimonte - Flax and Its Enemies")


As promised GALCD allowed to bring home a point against second in the standings.




The match was a battle.


The President has taken a punch in the head.


Iannuzzi received a whack on the head.


Cingolani has been mowed several times.


Captain slap anyone who presents herself,


Correct Dimonte was seen at the end of game refuse an autograph from Enzo Paolo Turchi.


War meanwhile resumed with all its professional camcorder.




Baldassare Di Teramo of the Cat came back we all know.


Caruso **** this time has sent fans left the goalkeeper with a low shot that tied the fate of the meeting at 4 'from the end.




Enzo Paolo and doors are in black list. Beware, the unforgiving GALCD




Now under with Galacticos.




GALCD PROUD OF FIGHTERS






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PPPS Cuccomarino Executioner.




Tuesday, February 12, 2008

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Monday, February 11, 2008

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All Spadaro by Fazio: "Am I wrong but I like" The rugged defender

of Carpe Diem speaks to freewheel "Che tempo che fa". Admitting his errors: "But the character is this and can not be changed." Promising jokingly "Life" at Carpe Diem. Merico And ironically on: "He has impressed his new classmates? And how, on an aesthetic level? "

Funny, timely and out of the ordinary, Francesco Spadaro's interview released yesterday evening at Che tempo che fa, transmission conducted on Raitre by Fabio Fazio. Massafra The stopper has talked about not doing everything buione miss a dose of humor, including a remake of the famous imitation of Merico. Here are some excerpt
WEIGHT - "I lost weight when I was playing well (laughs) or the Real Massafra Spartak San Marino (cuckoo) had 7-8 extra pounds. I arrived at Carpe Diem at 121 pounds, now 113, is my weight. In Bologna, life is good, you live in San Marino at night and too fat. "
the character -" I got drunk for the first time the night after the victory of 82, I was not even three years, perhaps from this we understand I came to a head a bit 'special ... sometimes brings joy, and sometimes leads to problems. With me you say things in the face, as he did Anzianotti. I very much genius and recklessness, of course, but that's how I like them. "
SAN MARINO-" Football in San Marino will live much better, with less pressure and controversy. I live so I football, I enjoy it, some excess before and after games, but always within limits. Train? To tell the truth I do not like. E 'futile to insist that Cingolani, I ranted. I prefer the good life, beautiful women and little sleep. Both in the field are the strongest. "
ERROR -" I've made many, but the character is this, I can not change. Wrong goals in front of the doors and take me behind the mask of carnival? I do it in big games, I'll do well next week. "
MORTAZZE LE -" I am all for me. I say that already the President for the next season. O increase or I'm leaving. Marzocchi also wanted to De Felice, imagine if you do not find a place to me..
SCHEMES - "Patterns? The coach must make the mold. But I have in life are outside the box and also a bit 'by the rules, so the coach knows that for me to get the ball dietroe then something happens (to opponents).
MASSAFRA - "I have my city in my heart, I miss it especially at Carnival time. But I think I did well to leave."
THE GOAL - "The best goal I have is wrong with Andrea Costa last week, has changed my life, hope to repeat that against the optical center Casteldebole.
THE COACHES - "With Cappelleri I feel good, I was fine with Di Nardo. Salento12 The Leader of Gordon Brown said he was impressed by Merico? And how, in terms of aesthetics ....?".
JOURNALISTS - "I speak a little in interviews, are not good at talking, I have the eighth grade, then I have done miracles with the application form ... But all journalists have a landslide. "
Carpe Diem-" If the president puts his hand in the pocket, in 3-4 years we get to the championship. I take off a bit 'from my pocket for as long to happen. What I'm good at Carpe Diem 1 to 10? Mille. Even in Bologna I'm fine, but no kitchen, Oronzo think that that makes dishes from Puglia. Vuit a contract with Carpe Diem? Yes, I would sign. But it depends on mortazze. "

Thursday, February 7, 2008

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Here's proof that Christian is in our hands.


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This photo was just taken.


If you want to get back you have to accept our conditions and in the previous three more to bring all three kilograms of mortazza head to training tomorrow night to leave a package in a sealed envelope at the door west of the football field 5 blades in the sports club.


We are already making arrangements in our own way with the optical center Castedebole to win the game on Tuesday.


get busy.
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3 conditions for the success of the season of Carpe Diem, otherwise give rise to disputes heavy.

The situation is critical but not hopeless, provided that:

A) be reinstated with immediate effect the player Gianluca Forastieri

B), the pair is removed and Caruso-Russian candidate in the election lists of Beppe Grillo so that to vent their repressed instincts vaffanculizzatore without fear of misunderstanding in the team

C) is taken from the band and straightened his head to Captain Spadaro.



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